posted 20 hours ago

posted 20 hours ago


So I found an escaped convict on Street View.

posted 20 hours ago

vanillolita:

gypsy—caroline:

vanillolita:

I am mermaid royalty #hair #mermaid #greenhair #hairart #clipperart #mermaidhair #mermaidprincess #fayce #fishscales #scales

HOW did you become so awesome please teach me your ways

Have your cosmetology teacher fuck up your hair then procced to cry about it til you decide fuck this and turn into a mermaid
maximumbuttitude:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

I shit out thousands of dollars in pennies right now I am shitting out pennies this is happening why please help me
riding-tigers-into-battle:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard
I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

Mobile users just tap on the picture

bundere:

What’s that on your hand????? *holds it* itS ME

posted 21 hours ago

trust:

when ur plant dies

image

posted 21 hours ago

rocktopussy:

becausebirds:

Kiwi on a treadmill.

well you can tell by the way i use my walk i’m a flightless bird
i can only walk
owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

posted 21 hours ago

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

posted 21 hours ago

dongstomper69:

can *sips tea* become the tumblr equivalent of *tips fedora*

posted 21 hours ago

Rock On